You have cracked up what is so funny then? Come on stop laughing go on tell us what is making you so happy. I cannot tell you it is so funny I just burst out laughing every time I think about it, well some friend you are share the joke with us go on, was it something I said that has tickled your fancy? No it was just oh dear I need to go to the loo it is so funny lend me your hanky it is making me cry again.
What was it then, well it all started when I was looking at the Hello Turtle personalised cards I strayed on to the funny cards section and started to look through them and found a real funny greetings card that started me off. What did it say? Well not a lot but oh dear here I go again. I just cannot stop myself it was really funny in so many ways and one of the most humorous cards I have ever seen. Oh dear lend me your hanky again, well come on you have got to share the joke with us, I would but I must go to the loo again.
What on earth can be that funny I must look at these cards especially those Funny personalised cards on Hello Turtle straight away. I wonder which one was the card that has made them chuckle and why they found it to be so funny? Oh that one is good, really good, oh even better, how on earth did that one look, oh really funny, very droll, well they are all funny but I wonder which one it was? There are so many to see for all types of humour and tastes. That last one I looked at was a bit corny but still funny.
Come on tell me about the one that has made you laugh so much; well it was like this, on no not again it is killing me I can hardly stand up it hurts so much, because I have never stopped laughing about it, just thinking about it, starts me off I will have to go and have a break. Well you are a fine one I have never seen you have so much fun and not share the joke. You really are having a laugh you are getting a bit carried away, what is so funny I cannot see it, was it a good gag, a funny face, a cartoon, a sea side saucy card, a really good picture what can it be.
Well here is the post man, my he has a full bag of mail for us today, he can hardly get them all in the letter box, well I never all in nice envelopes with the same blue ink, my word there are over fifty letters, may be junk mail, fancy that seems very strange, good grief that is a card with me on the front, oh very funny very, very funny. Wow that is another one oh even better, I don't believe it they are all Hello Turtle funny cards sent to me, who would send them to me oh this one is so funny and this one well I cannot stop laughing. Hey what have you done with my hanky, I will have to pop to the loo.
Hey you are back have you seen all these funny cards, nice to see you with a straight face oh no do not start again why would any one send so many funny cards to me, well it is your birthday and a funny card was so good an idea that I had to send you one, the problem was that they all were so good and I could not resist sending the lot to you!
Well thank you, what made you laugh so much, which card was it? Well it was that old photo of the goat on it that did it for me, it reminded me of you! Ho, ho here I go again and your face when you looked at the postman coming down the drive with a bag full of post and then the funny thing is the card that I used to pay for them that was the best card of all, I was logged in on your account darling by mistake!
"Very funny indeed still the thought counts"